you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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