I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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