We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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