singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
