We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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