Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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