When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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