also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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