i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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