I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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