with your own penis?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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