He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
