So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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