It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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