well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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