How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
