just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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