Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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