She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There's always time for handjobs
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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