My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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