we have pet lesbian snakes
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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