...so i touched it.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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