would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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