With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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