i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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