IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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