I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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