Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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