My liver just broke up with me...
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He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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