did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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