Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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