I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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