I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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