Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
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