Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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