some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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