so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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