The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
40s are totally the cure
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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