Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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