I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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