Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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