I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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