So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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