She announced her abortion via fbk
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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