Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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