Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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