It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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