winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
We talked him into tasing himself.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Do I have a choice?
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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