yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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