i'm lost and i look like a hooker
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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