So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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