Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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