Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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