ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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