I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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