I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
If I die, sorry about rent.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
